I have no idea what these actually are but they don't pull my tail with sticky fingers, they don't try to stroke me when I'm fast asleep...

I'll be honest I love Christmas!! I get a climbing frame and loads of new dangly toys!! Sorry I've been off line a bit recently but I've...

So here I am just waiting for them all the go to bed so that I can set things straight with the this gangly green interloper! They...

They’ll never know I’m here!

Move that pencil just once more and you’re mine up to the elbow, maybe further!

I was recently spayed! The smallest one - she calls me Killy because the nitwit can’t say Kitty - thought it would “take the bitey out”...

Today I bit Peter, Emma, Ellie and Maisy. I got Peter nicely on the foot and have plans for his fingers later! I am a biter!!