I'll be honest I love Christmas!! I get a climbing frame and loads of new dangly toys!!
Sorry I've been off line a bit recently but I've been improving my biting skills. I can now run down the corridor and bite on the move!
I've been perfecting what I call my Jerkyll and Hyde technique. You know the one - all cute, cuddles, purrs happy cat delighted to have my neck tickled and then a seemless instant transition into Bitey cat!! It gets them everytime!! The look of betrayal on their faces!! Particularly the larger female - like a human goldfish! "Oh I didn't think you were going to do that", "I thought you'd changed", blah blah blah! Ha!
I am BITEY CAT!
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